Sober up. Or don't. But for heaven's sake, get Pedro's Beverage Wrench immediately.
Conveniently labeled to prevent you from drunkenly maladjusting your multi-thousand-dollar rig, Pedro's Beverage Wrench makes quick work of bottle tops. It has a strong metal body. Grippy plashtic handle. Youwanna nuther? You're purty. I llliike youuu. Wait, waitasec'nd … I shink I luvvv youuuuuuuuuuu … (thump) Ow.
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- Familiarity: I've used it several times
A perfectly designed and functioning "carbonated beverage" - in a glass bottle - opener!
Works exactly as intended.
Hercules of bottle openers
- Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer
Hands down the best bottle opener on the market, period. Before I purchased this I was using a keychain bottle opener. What a night and day difference. Opening bottles with this is like using a hot knife through butter, effortless. Definitely recommended for everyone.
...but so does almost anything else. Makes a great gag gift or rounds out the home shop that has everthing, but I'll stick to opening beers with a Bic lighter or carabiner that lives in my pocket. That's more of an Alpine philosophy anyway.
Rough, Rugged, Beverage Entry Implement
The must-have beverage accessory for any man or woman who indulges in fine liquid libations on a regular basis. Feels great in your palms. Makes short work of opening the beers, so you can make short work of emptying them.
Not Your Average Carbonated Beverage Accessory
The product is great. It works like it should, fits in your hand as you would expect your cone wrench, and it gets you into your favorite beverage. In an emergency, it will also break out your window to aid in your escape from your car after plunging into a raging river. The Pedro's Beverage Wrench would even come in handy in self defense. Bring a bottle opener to a knife fight? Pull out the wrench, and the stunned look on your opponent may be all you need to over come your unwitting foe. How swell is that? This beverage opener is a stellar addition to any kitchen or shop as it is both functional and attractive and because it will also work well for fighting off beasts...should the need arise.
You can't go wrong with this tool, a perfect compliment to the pedros kit that collect around my house. Have opend hundreds of bottles so far, no wear showing.