Sober up. Or don't. But for heaven's sake, get Pedro's Beverage Wrench immediately.
Conveniently labeled to prevent you from drunkenly maladjusting your multi-thousand-dollar rig, Pedro's Beverage Wrench makes quick work of bottle tops. It has a strong metal body. Grippy plashtic handle. Youwanna nuther? You're purty. I llliike youuu. Wait, waitasec'nd … I shink I luvvv youuuuuuuuuuu … (thump) Ow.
- Material
- steel, plastic
- Recommended Use
- opening bottles