Your Right Thumb is Jealous

Familiarity:

I've put it through the wringer

Fit:

True to size

So, you went out and treated your left thumb like the hero it is and bought it the best dropper lever human minds could create. It's sitting there, king of the world resting in comfort waiting to send you down the steeps at a moment's notice. Meanwhile, your right thumb is over there crying bitter tears. "I slave away all day over a hot shift lever serving you the perfect gear selection all day! Why do you hate me?!" Fix this...now. Give that right thumb the love it deserves. It's been working so hard for you, serving up the perfect gear combo so you can go shred. Give it the same royal pillow you've given the left thumb and bring balance to your ride.

Brian Sloan