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Real men shave their legs. No less an authority than Andy Hampsten has been quoted as saying he enthusiastically took up shaving his gams when he realized just how much the ladies like it smooth. Hell, just one look at Dave Z's adorable off-spring will prove to you that his shaved legs earned his baby one gorgeous mommy. We're not here to guarantee it will do the same for you, but DZ Nuts Bald Leg Shaving Lotion will most certainly give you the smoothest looking legs on your Saturday morning group ride.
How many times in a pinch have you lathered your legs with bath soap and lived to regret it? Probably more often than any of us would like to remember. But then again, who wants to bother with facial shaving creams or—horror of horrors—smell like your girlfriend or wife because you nicked her feminine cream rather than nick yourself. Dave Z has felt your pain and answers your quiet whimper. Bald Leg Shaving Lotion is a soothing, non-irritating cream which is designed to make shaving even the most gnarly, manly legs a breeze. The glide-enhancing ingredients lather a smooth coat on your legs to prevent razor burn, but will not clog up the razor. Since it is soap free, the formula will not leave skin uncomfortably dry or tight. And if in the past you have had problems with ingrown hairs or those horrid, itchy razor bumps, then this formula will bring back that initial euphoria, now long forgotten, of the first time you ran your hand over your freshly shaved leg only to feel the scratchy, painful bumps form five minutes later. Au contraire, it will leave the skin cool and soothed.
Nothing says PRO like a freshly shaved pair of legs showing off that hard-earned sinewy definition. DZ Nuts Bald Leg Shaving Lotion will help turn what may have been your most dreaded grooming chore into five minutes of satisfying shearing.