The Fox Attack long sleeve jersey is perfect for stealth attacks. The design is conservative, unobtrusive, the kind of thing where you’d be totally camouflaged in an industrial environment. But the best attacks are the ones no one realizes are coming.

Twist the knife. This is a synthetic mesh jersey, so it can be worn for abrasion protection even in the summer. The loose fitting cut can be worn over pads. The dropped tail in back keeps people staring at the right things. And, for those who need to be Fabio at all times, there’s a sunglass wiping cloth integrated on the right hip. Available in black or silver and small-XL sizes.