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Mad Alchemy Euro Pro Chamois Creme

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Whether you're racing in the French Alps or Alpine Valley, Wisconsin, racing is pretty much just racing. The difference is atmosphere. Get one whiff of this Mad Alchemy Euro Pro Chamois Creme and you'll be transported to a valley in the French Alps, no matter which Alpine Valley you happen to be in.

Just unscrew the lid and you'll know it; your olfactory senses will breathe in scents of cedar forests and alpine herbs, moving your mind and body to a calming place as you suit up. More importantly, the creme will coat your undercarriage with essential oils mixed into the lubricating film to smooth out the ride and to help prevent bacterial and fungal growth.

It's worth noting that all three Mad Alchemy chamois creme formulations work with the same base ingredients. As such, they share similar viscosity, lubricity, and are safe for both hommes and femmes. They are all veggie-based with high-quality ingredients. The main difference is the scents, though La Femme has a higher concentration of the essential oils that can help fight potential infections.

The Mad Alchemy Euro Pro Chamois Creme comes in a 4 oz (120ml) tub.

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5 5

You'll really like this

  • Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Nice and cool on your good spots. Super smooth and not too creamy.

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  • Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

That's all you need to know, it's awesome. Works better, smells better, stays on and lasts longer than anything else I've used. Mad Alchemy is best in class.

4 5

Thicker, smells better, works the same

  • Gender: Male
  • Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Picked this up after stock-outs on DZNuts and Assos cream, my typical go-tos. It's much thicker than either of those, and smells much stronger, but in a good way. The thickness seems to work well; four to five hour rides aren't a problem, and it sort of seems to disappear, feeling-wise, after twenty minutes or so. It's a good product. Smells like the woods. I like it for mountain biking, too.