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Whether you're racing in the French Alps or Alpine Valley, Wisconsin, racing is pretty much just racing. The difference is atmosphere. Get one whiff of this Mad Alchemy Euro Pro Chamois Creme and you'll be transported to a valley in the French Alps, no matter which Alpine Valley you happen to be in.

Just unscrew the lid and you'll know it; your olfactory senses will breathe in scents of cedar forests and alpine herbs, moving your mind and body to a calming place as you suit up. More importantly, the creme will coat your undercarriage with essential oils mixed into the lubricating film to smooth out the ride and to help prevent bacterial and fungal growth.

It's worth noting that all three Mad Alchemy chamois creme formulations work with the same base ingredients. As such, they share similar viscosity, lubricity, and are safe for both hommes and femmes. They are all veggie-based with high-quality ingredients. The main difference is the scents, though La Femme has a higher concentration of the essential oils that can help fight potential infections.

The Mad Alchemy Euro Pro Chamois Creme comes in a 4 oz (120ml) tub.

  • Vegetable based
  • Essential oils

Tech Specs

vegetable based, essential oils
4 oz
Recommended Use:

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5 5

Great on the loins and opens the sinuses

  • Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Straight to the point: This stuff rocks! I love the consistency, the smell is awesome, and it does the trick of keeping my taint free from chaffing. The smell is what I love about it, as it has a very strong and pleasant minty scent that cleans up my nostrils and gets me ready to ride. It's not strong as say "Ben Gay" but I do enjoy the smell as well as the feeling when I put it on. Seems like this company makes everything by hand with real ingredients and my seat area thanks it for me after very long rides in the summer heat. I mix it up between the Euro Pro and Pro models as they both are fabulous products.

Avg. ride time: 1h 52m per week
  • Average ride time is based on Strava activity over the last 3 months. Give your reviews credibility by connecting your account.
5 5

Bring the woods...inside...

  • Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

The smell is what hits you first, fir, wintergreen, very fresh. Not overpowering, I really enjoy it. The viscosity as some others have stated is similar to mayo. I appreciate the fact that it is less chemical and more natural. It does it's job very well and holds up through summer, winter, fall and every discipline I've put it through. I would put it on par with DZ-Nuts but with a better aroma factor.

5 5

Great stuff

  • Familiarity: I've used it several times

Over 100 miles MTB in Sedona in one week, Mad Alchemy kept me moving with no issues. My new go to favorite.

5 5

Love it

  • Familiarity: I've used it several times

I typically don't use a cream when i ride, but when i do, this is the best stuff out there. It has just the right amount of tingle when you apply. Only downside is it tends to wear off on long rides (50+ mi). Applying more than you think tends to solve this problem. Recommend!

Avg. ride time: 4h 55m per week
  • Average ride time is based on Strava activity over the last 3 months. Give your reviews credibility by connecting your account.
5 5

Different But Still Good

  • Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

My preface: this is my opinion, not objective fact.
I have used Assos for years and also have tried D-Z Nuts. Assos is my go-to but bought the MA when I picked up some of their embro creme. This is good stuff and if you are looking for something different from the others, MA is a nice option. Specifically, I find it less medicated/minty/tingly than Assos and much less than DZ. Also, it has a different viscosity...instead of pasty (Assos) or like lotion (DZ), it is kind of like gel. It feels a little like mayonnaise or yogurt. Once you get past the thought of spreading a condiment on your junk, it works well. It goes on thick but smells pleasant and seems to be more natural than its competitors. I still prefer Assos (or DZ if I can find it on sale) but the MA will do you just fine.

4 5

I Like It

  • Gender: Male
  • Familiarity: I've used it several times

This chamois creme works at least as well as the other major brands I've tried. But it smells better and is somewhat easier to use since it comes in a tub rather than a tube.

I like it a lot.

5 5

You'll really like this

  • Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Nice and cool on your good spots. Super smooth and not too creamy.

5 5


  • Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

That's all you need to know, it's awesome. Works better, smells better, stays on and lasts longer than anything else I've used. Mad Alchemy is best in class.

4 5

Thicker, smells better, works the same

  • Gender: Male
  • Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

Picked this up after stock-outs on DZNuts and Assos cream, my typical go-tos. It's much thicker than either of those, and smells much stronger, but in a good way. The thickness seems to work well; four to five hour rides aren't a problem, and it sort of seems to disappear, feeling-wise, after twenty minutes or so. It's a good product. Smells like the woods. I like it for mountain biking, too.