- I like race officials and in the races Competitive Cyclist organizes we shower them with baubles and gifts to show our affection. A small request of Race Official Nation to exhibit the best traits of a bike racer: Self-sacrifice & sticktoitiveness. Please oh please squint those eyes so we can wear our race numbers the right way, and stop asking us to re-pin them in non-PRO, sponsor-logo-nullifying ways.
- The discovery of the summer: Arundel Gecko handlebar tape. It’s too damn hot out to ride with gloves on, and is anything worse than July’s perma-sweaty palms? It takes just a few miles for Fizik Microtex tape to end up slick like old-school Benotto cellotape. And ordinarily brainless-&-reliable cork tape (either Cinelli or Deda’s cork-like ‘foam’ tape) has only limited sweat-absorption abilities before getting saturated and turning slithery. Arundel Gecko has the soft cush of cork and it’s textured for extra grippiness, which is maybe why it never gets a slippery sheen. The texturing is just right -- and it’s something I’ve never seen on any other tape. Arundel Gecko tape is Competitive Cyclist approved, especially for summertime, where it crushes all comers like Spartacus in a TT.
- Paging all ski racers: When you buy your racing license, is it one license for all disciplines, or must you buy one for downhill, one for ski jumping, one for cross-country, etc? The reason I ask is that there’s something very right about the Nordic combined: the need for real verstaility.
As road bike racers we need to be multi-disciplined in the sense that we must both climb and crit race. But the truest expression of multi-discipline would be a stage race with 1 stage of road racing and 1 stage of mountain biking. We’ve given 3 beers-into-Friday-afternoon-type of consideration to putting on a race like that, but USA Cycling’s licensing process makes it impossible.
Strictly from the standpoint of developing up & coming young bike racers, it’s absurd that we must buy different licenses for road vs. off-road. Racing bikes presents the biggest financial burden this side of drag racing. Why add extra cost where there’s no extra value for the member? We should buy one license -- and it should cover everything – Road, MTB, CX, BMX, Trials, etc. What is the benefit to having it otherwise?
Even worse is the conundrum for the promoter: There’s no correlation (except in name) for categorizing riders between road and MTB. If I’m a 2 on the road yet I’m a 4 in MTB by virtue of rarely racing off-road, how would I fit in a road/off-road stage race? If USA Cycling ran the US Ski Federation, the Nordic combined couldn’t exist.
(1) We sell a lot of computers here -- powermeters, GPS, and basic Cateye-type stuff. The sample size is sufficiently big that we can ID one clear trend: Smaller is better. A great example is Garm*n. When the 705 was introduced we couldn’t keep them in stock. And then they introduced the 500 -- less money, less functionality, but half the square footage. It’s the hottest-selling thing since Assos Chamois Cream. Our 705 sales have plummeted and an iBike Dash/iPhone combo is actually bigger than a 705. Yes, size matters because the sight of a Intellivision-sized console on your stem is anything but PRO. (Though, I will admit, no trinket makes a bike radiate PRO more than an SRM Powercontrol -- a gadget bigger than a Garm*n 500, but smaller than an iPhone. SRM is the exception to the rule.)
(2) Related to 1: What’s the driving force behind the putative need for the iBike Dash’s massive screen on your bars? Surely it’s the real-time mapping functionality. What Garm*n (with the 705) and iBike fail to recognize, though, is that 99% of us are riding the same ride routes 99% of the time -- no thanks on the map. For the 1% of the time when we’re riding somewhere strange, units like the 500 capture all of the mapping data and it’s brainless to download it to a PC so we can review the ride afterwards. Nothing is more overrated than real-time mapping, and nothing is more fun on a bike ride than getting lost.
(3) The market has shown great skepticism about calculated power measurement vs. direct force power measurement. I know this from conversations with customers. I know this from seeing our lifetime-to-date sales numbers for iBike vs. SRM, Power Tap, and Quarq. By the time a cyclist goes to the trouble and expense of training via power, the idea of skimping on powermeter cost (since low price is the biggest upside of an iBike) is pennywise/pound-foolish. And saving money is the only reason to not use a direct-force powermeter. There’s nothing wrong with not being able to afford one, but until you can, just use a heart rate monitor.
(4) Who isn’t shackled to their phone more-or-less 24/7? Who isn’t fighting an accidental iPhone addiction? Between phone, text, RSS, social media and all the other digital heartbeats by which I find myself measuring the state of my business and family life, isn’t one beauty of going for a bike ride the eager unplugging of oneself from one’s device? I’d sooner use a Clean Bottle than ride with the #1 distraction in my life on my bars.
- When Laurent Fignon’s autobiography appeared last year in France, most of the attention it received focused on his doping confessions. The book has just been released in an English translation by William Fotheringham as ‘We Were Young and Restless’. The doping confessions are still there. But not only are they pretty tame, they’re the least interesting aspect of the book.
Laments about the passing of cycling’s golden age are standard equipment in most retired riders’ memoires. (As a result the sport’s golden age appears to have start at turn of the 20th century and come to its end in the last year or so.) Fignon’s is no exception. But Fignon’s well deserved reputation as one of cycling’s most contrary yet intelligent members makes his criticisms of the sport’s current state worth consideration.
For Fignon, the trouble all began with Greg LeMond, and not because of how things turned out at the 1989 Tour de France. (The book gets that out of the way at the beginning. But it’s safe to say that Fignon hasn’t gotten over it.) Instead Fignon argues that LeMond’s hiring by Bernard Tapie , the free spending boss of La Vie Claire, was the beginning of the end. According to Fignon, Tapie (who later became a politician, a soccer team owner and ultimately a felon) wanted to ‘run everything showbiz style.’ He was, at least according to Fignon, the first major sponsor who demanded that the team’s sporting goals be subverted at times by his company’s publicity aims. Tapie’s methods included paying star riders what, in cycling terms at least, were lavish salaries. Before Tapie, Fignon wrote, ‘no one became into cycling simply to make money.’ But by the time he retired, Fignon said that the peloton had become filled with ”Earners’ -- showbiz type who monopolize prime time television.’
While he blames much of that on Tapie -- whose run-in with the law involved fixing soccer matches -- Fignon also cites the rise of UCI points as the measure of a riders’ worth, dramatically shorter racing distances and the UCI World Cup. ‘Cycling has been transformed into a defensive sport,’ Fignon writes. ‘Today the riders seem to hope that they may win if they wait for the other guy to crack: that is the mentality of the second rate.’
Just as bad in Fignon eyes is today’s media and fan focus on a few races and the overemphasis of the Tour in particular. He complains that riders now spend much of the season training in distant parts of the world rather than racing together and that modest careers have been built from a single Tour stage win. His answer seems to be mostly to make life harder. Spring classics should revert to their traditional, more selective distances. And the Tour should be made more difficult by, he argues, having three successive days in the mountains and fewer time trials. ‘The stages in the Tour have never been shorter and yet doping is more widespread,’ he wrote. ‘It’s grotesque.’
As a flip side to all this, Fignon proposes that the peloton revert to its method of sitting-up and riding to the finish at 30 to 35 kilometers an hour when breaks appear successful. Domestiques, he adds, should no longer feel compelled to complete every kilometer of every classic once their job is complete. The Giro organizers seem to have heeded some of Fignon’s advice over the last couple of years and arguably the Tour has toughened itself up. Even the Tour’s peloton has sat up once this year.
Fignon himself is going through a major challenge. When the French version of the book appeared he revealed that he was being treated for advanced cancer. The situation has not improved. Fignon has had to cut back on his job as France Télévisions’ Tour commentator. He’s now only working the marquee stages. Let’s all hope that situation reverses and Fignon has many more years as cycling’s iconoclast.