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This has got the juice!

  • Familiarity: I've used it once or twice and have initial impressions

This jersey is the dope, literally. Just like Lance, this jersey comes pre-loaded with EPO, steroids, and testosterone! You can easily out climb your friends while wearing this jersey. Plus, it comes with a legal retainer to smash anyone who questions your cycling ability.